wannabe WAGs

I picked up two wannabe WAGs one morning. They were heading home after a night at a premiership footballers 'pad' in South Manchester.

The conversation i overheard was quite staggering & i couldn`t believe the absolute emptiness & lack of morals these two leaches possessed. Without mentioning any names or teams, here`s an example of what i heard them chatting about.....

One of them is shagging two premier league footballers from two separate clubs in the north west. Neither player knows about the other.

The pad they`d just been to costs "3 grand a month to rent & he`s ONLY on £4000 a week. I found a wage packet whilst rooting one day" (the player was at training)

One of the girls said she`d shagged a few of the players - even a married one. She justified it by saying the players wife lived abroad, so it was her fault.

The whinged that they`d only been given £100 for the taxi-fare home. It was only £35...(I didn`t get a tip either!!)

One said if she didn`t get a designer handbag for her birthday, she`d leave him for the other player. She said she`d given him strict instructions to make it an expensive one. She then went on to say how wonderful it would be if he proposed to her. lol!

Honestly, it`s amazing what you hear sometimes.

(update) i`ve since heard the player with the £3000 a month pad has moved to a foreign club during the transfer window. I bet the poor girl broke her little heart when he told her he was moving on.....