Thursday 11 November 2010

How much is it gonna cost love?

I pull into the cul-de-sac & toot my horn. Shortly the woman comes out & gets in.
"Hello love" i say "where we off to?" i chirpily ask.

"Oh, err....i don`t know what it`s called.Turn right at the end & head off towards town" she says.

I do as she asks....

Then comes the best question i`ve had all day.

"How much is it gonna cost?" she asks.

I DON`T KNOW, COS YOU`VE NOT TOLD ME WHERE YOU`RE EFFING GOING YOU STUPID COW!!!....i think to myself.

some people eh!

No comments:

Post a Comment